Friday, December 10, 2010

Dr. Chopper (2005)

After the death of his mother, Nicholas and his friends head up to an old cabin that had belonged to his mother. On the way, they run into a creepy old guy on a motorcycle. Unbeknownst to them, this is Dr. Chopper who, along with his nurses, disappeared twenty years ago after the police found dead bodies in his lab.

Dr. Chopper needs body parts to continue to stay young. So he relocated to a small town where the nearest thing to law enforcement is Park Ranger Terrell, who doesn't have much of an interest in life and runs away when confronted by a naked woman with a knife. Granted she just killed someone, but she is much smaller than him. Also the town is known for people disappearing in the woods, but other than the large volume of missing persons flyers, nothing seems to be done about it.

What I want to know is why do people always decide to take long trips to stay at mystery properties they've never heard of that they inherit? No one has lived there for twenty years, but hey everyone, lets go stay at the cabin. No thought as to what shape it's in, whether there are squatters there, or it's a hangout for criminals, local youth, or a gang.

Also the country store has tons of flyers for kids who have disappeared in the woods. Plus an extremely annoying girl is looking for her girlfriend who has just disappeared. Yet they have no qualms about going into the middle of nowhere to stay at the mystery cabin? What is wrong with people?!

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