Thursday, October 18, 2012

1313: Night of the Black Widow (2012)

Cut to a white mansion. A guy in underwear gets out of bed and starts walking through the hallway.  He walks and walks, and then he walks some more.

Meanwhile a lady in black walks along the patio by the in ground pool.  She walks and walks, and then she walks some more...aaaaand we're done.  Nope, not even going to watch this one.  Do you really need to start your film with padding?  No. No, you don't.

Another of the 1313 series by David DeCoteau, which I'm sure isn't all that much different from any of the other 1313 features.  Entry level acting, lame dialogue, lots of padding, and tons of footage based around buff young guys in their underwear spending too much time rubbing their own chests and abs.

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