Sunday, April 21, 2013
Meanwhile in the desert, the worst special forces unit ever patrols the desert, fights zombies, and helps a stupid girl find her freedom fighter brother, whose none too bright either. The elite fighting squad are gradually whittled down to just a few people since they don't notice zombies in the wide open landscape, often miss their targets, let zombies get close enough to surround and bite them, and don't notice tons of wires lying on the ground as part of booby traps. You name it, they're incompetent at it. And these are our peacekeepers?!
Get ready for a soldier who takes off his shirt whenever he fights, a soldier who only tells old lame jokes you heard as a kid, and the freedom fighter brother who believes in conspiracy theories and thinks Osama is still alive.... well to be fair, he's undead so he's still moving about but you won't see him that much. It's mostly random undead until the end. The kills and blood are cgi. Ridiculous premise, kind of fun but laughable.