Five teenager cheerleaders head off to a mansion in the country owned by on of their uncles. Once there, they lounge around the pool and meet a local boy who fills them in on the legend of an abandoned house down the road. The house has been vacant since the killings done by a kid who used the blood of his victims for paint. The girls squeal that this is exactly the fun type of place to have a party and decide to spend the night there. What a great idea!There are lots of flashbacks of two boys, one who is horribly nasty and the other who seems a bit slow. The flashbacks don't add anything to the film but confusion.
Also the killer- who everyone thought was dead but is obviously still alive - doesn't so much as kill his victims, as slowly drain enough blood - it looks like they are giving blood - to paint his bad pictures. Not scary, not at all.
The girls end up super woozy and he sits them around a table like a family - how cliche. Then the stupid girl who has the strength to go for help isn't smart enough to immediately run out of the building. It takes her a while to figure it out.
So let's recap, shall we - stupid girls, stupid legend, stupid cliches, stupid creepy guy that's supposed to be hot, and a big waste of time all rolled up in a big ball of bad.
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