Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hell Squad

After an ambassador's son is kidnapped by terrorists, a US agent recruits a group of Las Vegas show girls to rescue him. The girls train to become elite military commandos, even though they are not told what their mission is, and have only a few days to become the best troop ever deployed from the camp.

Once overseas, they soak in a giant hot tub, kill random groups of men in fatigues, and drive around the desert in Jeeps without messing up their hair, makeup, or what little clothes they are wearing. The endless footage of the girls in the tub and standing in the Jeep become tedious, and your brain will involuntarily shut down. Please note, they are wearing high heeled boots and hot pants...in the desert....on a top secret rescue mission.

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