Friday, April 1, 2011

Assault of the Sasquatch (2009)

An unscrupulous poacher captures a sasquatch, drugs him and throws him in a crate in the back of his truck. On the way back to town, he is arrested for an unrelated charge and the truck is put in the impound lot.

When the sasquatch wakes up, he breaks out of the crate and starts roaming around town, looking in windows at girls, and killing. Two teens who are members of a bigfoot society capture it on video and attempt to track it as it moves through town. One of the kids plays it as over the top as he can and screams all his lines. You'll find yourself wanting to kill him, and the sasquatch kindly obliges.

Eventually the sasquatch ends up smashing through the glass doors of the police station and the people inside - police, the poacher, civilians who have far too much access to restricted areas - try to escape it's wrath.

There is also a subplot about a super annoying college girl whose mother was killed by a robber and a criminal whose brother was the robber and was killed by her father, who is the sheriff. Dun dun dah!


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