Thirty years later, a young idealistic priest is tasked with the care of Father Jonas, who is still sedated and shackled to a bed. It looks like he hasn't aged a day. But he desperately needs a shave and a haircut because he resembles Rasputin.
Our idealistic young priest had one job, sigh. But he decides sedation is not needed and soon he's sleeping the eternal sleep while Father Jonas gallivants off into the night to find more sinning teens to murder. Surprisingly no one asks how a man who hasn't moved for thirty years still has enough muscle tone to overpower a priest and run off.
In a convenient plot point, this happens to be the night of the prom and two couples are winding their way to ones family mansion for a romantic evening. A mansion which coincidentally happens to be the old monastery. They're on a collision course with wackiness and Father Jonas.
It's snowing which is really weird considering they are going to the prom. What kind of school holds prom in the winter? I'm highly suspicious of this.
Ridiculous Dialogue that implies someone was held back an amazingly large number of times -
"I can't believe we finished 12 years of high school."
(If it took you 12 years to finish high school, you've done something terribly wrong.)
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