Billy checks out a library book called Evil in the Woods. When he gets home, he goes to his bedroom and starts to read. A narrator starts telling us the tale of Mildew, GA which has been possessed by evil for 3000 years. There’s a flashback to 1956 which is totally unnecessary and then we’re back to the present where a low budget film crew is making a movie called Bigfoot vs the Space Killers.
The film crew goes camping but keeps running into problems. Equipment doesn’t work or goes missing. People get in arguments and everything seems to go wrong. There is a Bigfoot and aliens in the movie, and hijinks ensue.
Also in the woods are a witch and her family of cannibals. What does a witch have to do with cannibalism? It’s never explained. A young family comes to town and townsfolk come streaming out of nearby shops. Someone says the family should be warned. But everyone is afraid and head back inside, leaving the poor family to the evil. The family goes camping, the boy disappears, but the sheriff doesn’t seem that concerned about it.
You’ll forget about Billy, the boy reading the book, until suddenly there’ll be a scene of him in his bedroom where something in the closet is trying to get out. The narrator will pop up randomly and you’ll think, oh right there was a narrator in this film. It’s really disjointed. Billy reads the whole book and it ends saying it’s a fractured fairytale.
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| Who is Mr. P? |
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| Danny’s not here, Mrs. Torrance |
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| The library has an odd children’s section |
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| Bigfoot alert |
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| Why does Bigfoot have the face of a poodle? |
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| Aliens |
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| Brian is misspelled as Brain |
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