Friday, May 1, 2009

Dark Town (2004)

Lisping vampires with bad teeth take over a town and no one is safe.  A slum landlord is bitten by vampires and heads back to his suburban home for a family birthday party.  It's the first time the family will be together as the lesbian daughter has issues with her dad.  

Meanwhile the older brother of a boy killed by the slum lord decides it is time to take revenge for the killing and drives his friends over to the house.  This is after they're in a drug deal gone wrong.  They daughter of the slum lord is dating a gang member so there is the incentive of her having lots of drug money. 

Vampirism is spreading like the plague, which is about as close to a plot as you're going to get in this mess.  The acting is bad and over the top.  Although I will say I can't think of another film where almost everyone gets bitten by a vampire.

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