Two sisters are abducted by a steel company to join a team of cyber geisha assassins. The older sister has always been cruel to the younger girl and treats her like a servant. But the younger one is gifted in fighting skills and surpasses her sister in training.Evil is represented by the Goblin Squad. They shoot shurikens out of their butts. The younger sister becomes a hidden geisha who works from the shadows to fight corruption. She has a buzz saw in her mouth and Geisha Napalm shoots out of guns in her wig. Between the everyone, there are guns in chests and knees, and swords in armpits and butts.
The trailer is awesome. It made me want to see the movie and while parts of the film were cool, it wasn't that good.
Best dialogue:
"There's shrimp in my eye! I can't see!"
"A giant castle shaped like a robot? It can't be!"
"I too have an ass sword."- "It's embarrassing."
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