aka Awaken the Witch
Dude, don't wake the witch. I woke her once and she was a total ass. The title on the cover is slightly different from the title on the film. I'm not sure why they made such a slight change. It doesn't really matter.
There is a legend about a witch buried in the woods. Chains were used to keep her in the ground. So if you find a chain and follow it to her burial spot, you can call for her and make a wish - but you have to wish quickly as otherwise she'll kill you. Uhhhhh yeah, that's a game I really want to try.
Three friends find a chain in the woods and one decides to follow it and try to wake the witch. Soon after her attempt to wake the witch, she has some sort of seizure and is taken to the hospital.
One girls older brother is staying at home as he has been sick. He's acting strange and keeps going into the woods. When he ignores her shouts, she wanders into the woods to find him but is chased by a bunch of hunched over kids wearing dirty hoodies. Oooo, isn't that spooky? Well, I suppose if I were actually in the middle of the woods and it were dark, I'd be frightened. But the scene takes place in the daytime and it's on TV, so it's not doing anything for me.
This movie is bare bones and done by amateurs. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen. But quite honestly when the streaming Netflix went dead an hour into it, I wasn't that sad about missing the last 52 minutes of it. That's right, this thing is almost two hours long. Time to learn how to edit, people.
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