Barb goes to the cemetery with her brother Johnny, an even bigger douchebag than he was in the original film. When two zombies appear, Johnny drives off and leaves her at their mercy. Barb runs away, through the woods and down a dirt road. She's either been running a really long time or there's a lack of continuity as it's now nighttime and she's still running.
When Barb calls Johnny for help, her phone message confirms that she has major issues. She apologizes for getting mad at him as he had no choice but to leave her alone with killer zombies. Oh Barb, grow some self esteem and a backbone. Johnny is a jerk for abandoning you.
Somehow the zombies find her again, but luckily a young man on a motorcycle rescues her and brings her to his friends farm. They find the family and their farm hand smoking weed and watching the original Night of the Living Dead. Inexplicably after zombies bite the farm hand, they are not alarmed. They try to make him comfortable rather than taking heed of the movie they are currently watching.
In more stupidity, they shoot the zombies in the chest, not the head. And what sort of idiot shoots a zombie through a window? By breaking a window on ground level, you've just given them a way into the house. Aargghh!
An explanation for the zombies is provided by the local mortician who hates cremation, but it's not a great explanation and the ending is really stupid.
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