It seems there was a backwoods incestuous swamp family who lived in the swamp. When a crazy swamp gator kills Grimley's pregnant sister/wife, Grimley goes insane. He hunts the gator to its lair, kills it, and consumes it. This causes him to transform into a mutant half man, half gator who takes his anger out on anyone who happens to come near the swamp. And thus Lockjaw is born. Why must these crazies always target people who had nothing to do with their twisted fate?
After insulting the hillbillies, the gang asks them to provide a map to the House of Grimley. Yes, always good to ask the pissed off hillbillies to draw you a map to an abandoned tourist attraction. When the group arrives, there isn't even a path. But since it's getting late, they decide to wander into the swamp and camp next to the old Grimley house. Ummm, what?
Even if they weren't concerned about the legend, it's a swamp! So it's crazy to camp out there, what with the gators, mosquitoes, and angry hillbillies, not to mention the legend of Lockjaw. Soon they feel as if something or someone is watching them. Is it the hillbillies? The creature of legend? Whatever.
You won't care about the characters, and while I applaud anyone who uses a monster suit rather than cgi, it's not a good looking monster suit. Also why do they call the gator man Lockjaw? If he's got lockjaw, he's not going to be much of a threat.
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