Saturday, July 2, 2022

Death Link (2021)

A bunch of influencers, who always talk as if they’re aggravated, add a new member to their group because she has 500,000 followers. This is more than the others have, and they’re all trying to increase their followings.  

When they get a video of Albert appearing to die, they wonder if it’s another one of his pranks. But no one can get hold of him which causes them to wonder if he was actually murdered.

These are the type of kids who do awful things under the guise of  pranks and then get indignant if anyone says there should be consequences.  When someone else in the group is killed, they begin to believe someone is after them. 

Perhaps it’s Wayne, the teen who recently escaped from an asylum after their bullying drove him to be committed. Further down on the suspect list is Kelsie, who used to be an influencer until an embarrassing prank ruined her life and is no longer friends with the group.

The influencers prove to be even bigger jerks than we thought when instead of going to the funeral of their friend, they have a party.  Why would we care about a group of self absorbed, unlikable characters?  Also if you go to someone’s home, and it looks like it’s been broken into, call the cops. Don’t go in and wander around through the trashed home. Good god, are you so sheltered that you have no sense of self preservation?


Ridiculous dialogue

He’s not cheating on you. He worships you. He’s really vain and you’re the hottest girl ever.


Not only do the police have their clock and curtains on the
outside of of the building, they also have a
paper sign that slides into a holder 
First thing to do when you escape your bindings at a
kidnapping? My guess would be run away, but she chose
stop and put on her sweatshirt
The new girl is introduced to the influencer group chat
Did the landscaper forget to put in dirt or concrete between
the flagstones? Someone is going to do a header on those.
It looks like he could just slide his arm out of the binding.
If you’re going to threaten murder, maybe not a cartoon dog.
Is it mother and daughter? Nope, it’s two high school students.
Wardrobe and make up didn’t do the one in white any favors.

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