Once outside Colin says the bartender was a dick, but his wife says maybe they should rethink their plans. Colin isn’t worried since they’re in the middle of nowhere and the townsfolk are uneducated rednecks who suffer from mental illness. Surprisingly that statement does not concern his wife. But since she doesn’t have long to live, I guess she can’t regret it. Colin barely survives the creature attack and spends years blaming others because he didn’t heed the bartenders warning.
Seven years later Tara, her boyfriend Pierce, and sister Olivia head to the same town. Tara is so unpleasant it’s hard to imagine being trapped in a car with her. They arrive on St Patrick’s Day and visit with Pierce’s uncle, the same man who warned Colin seven years earlier. The bar is dead since the locals know if you want to party on St. Patrick’s Day you need to leave town.
Colin is also back in town seeking revenge on the creature who murdered his wife. He doesn’t seem prepared though. It’s like he has no real plan and not enough weapons. The kids end up being chased through the woods and take shelter at the house he’s renting for the weekend. People keep making stupid decisions, such as running outside after getting in a fight. Or when Olivia looks over Pierce’s shoulder with a horrified look on her face, Pierce says “What?” It never occurs to him it could be one of the creatures they previously escaped from, nor does he think to turn around or move.
Other than the initial death in the set up, which is over in an instant, it takes 50 minutes to get to the night of St. Patrck’s and the creatures attacking.
Ridiculous dialogue
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