Sunday, May 10, 2026

Nazi Zombie (2025)

A group of teenagers decide to do the power of the dead ritual. They need to go to a haunted house and if they do the ritual correctly, it will manifest any wish they have. When one of the girls wishes she’d get her ex boyfriend back and then disappears with him, the other girls get sick of waiting around. She was their ride home, but they  realize classmate Connie lives nearby. So they start walking there, even though all but one girl think she’s a weirdo.

It turns out Connie is a foster child who has only lived there a few months and feels like she’s the families maid.  Most of the girls don’t care.  Then zombies show up and they have to figure out how to survive.

With Connie, the group has enough people to do the ritual to stop them and each goes off to look for the required items they need. the girl who needs to get onion skin puts them all in danger when it turns out she doesn’t even know what an onion looks like. She’s picking up random stuff in the fridge and trying to figure out if any of it is an onion.

Another person is searching for the tears of a fur. What is that you ask? Well they figure out that fur means theif in Latin so they force Connie to cry and catch her tears in a chalice.  Thankfully these are the slowest moving zombies ever since they can’t even get across a room in several minutes.

Ugh, avoid this one. 

Ridiculous dialogue

We’re going to be tapping into ancient witchcraft tonight to bend peoples wills to our desires.

Just a typical 30 year old high school student
Low budget boxes
They do not like Connie
Sad looking zombies taking an hour to cross a room
Tears of a fur i.e. theif


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