It's Christmas - time for the family to gather and celebrate the holidays to a Casio soundtrack. Gary goes hunting in the woods while wearing a walkman. Seems like a bad idea, but he does manage to live through it and bag a deer.As Gary engages in way too much deer gutting (bleech!), Ted and Dolly arrive home from college. As they exchange greetings of love in front of the dead deer, Ted introduces his girlfriend Sarah, who he has invited home without telling anyone.
Mom is an odd woman who looks like Cher if she'd never had plastic surgery. She paints strange abstract art, is known to go into trances, and was expecting Sarah even though Ted didn't tell anyone he was bringing her. Mom even has a present for Sarah, even though she stares at her as if she hates her when they first meet.
Sarah, who has one of the worst mullets ever seen in film, is a very odd girl. She gets freaked out by Mom's paintings and sees a trunk with a samurai suit and sword next to her bed. When the family goes hunting, Sarah screams, becomes solarized and runs off, eventually barreling full tilt into a gut shot stranger who bleeds on her and then dies.
Sarah's room becomes electrified, the family starts getting mad at her, the samurai stalks people in town, and we hear the blood beat, da dum da dum like a heart. Heartbeat, it's a bloodbeat.
Gary's hand becomes electrified, Mom uses her powers to try to make the evil go away, food flies out of the cabinets to attack Gary, Ted and Dolly hide in the closet, Dolly screams too much and Sarah is a huge part of the problem. Then it ends. Huh? Wtf?!? What just happened? They don't explain anything!
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