Wow, this movie should have been called Bram Stoker's Boobs and Rats. The plot follows Bram Stoker as he is kidnapped by a band of women who hate men. They are led by Adrienne Barbeau, who also controls the rats by playing her rat pipe.The rats can pick a man clean in seconds, leaving only a gleaming white skeleton, which comes in useful to the man hating, rat loving women.
Bram is scheduled to be killed, but somehow avoids it, falls in love with one of the women, and starts becoming a favorite of the queen after she reads his well written prose. In his initiation, he the hair on his chest looks like a question mark or a seven. I truly have no idea whether he has odd chest hair or has been strategically shaved.
When the military attack the rat women, there is grass on the ground, but when Bram crawls out afterwards the landscape is covered with snow. Huh?
Also, wouldn't a band of women prefer some sort of entertainment other than naked dancing girls?
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