Friday, January 2, 2009

Modern Vampires (1998)

Van Helsing seeks revenge against modern vampires in Los Angeles.  These are hip vampires who hang out in vampire clubs, except for the dirty nasty girl nicknamed Slasher who pretends to be a prostitute to pick up her victims.

Not that great a film, but I did get a kick out of the bad fangs which made the vampires lisp. There's nothing like a vampire getting spiked through the heart while lisping, "Sthee you in hell!"

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