Friday, December 31, 2010

Chupacabra Terror (2005)

Dr. Pena, a cryptozoologist, captures a Chupacabra and smuggles it onto a cruise ship in a crate. Two maintenance workers open the box to see what is inside and become it's first victims. The monster-suited terror gets out of the cargo hold and starts roaming the hallways, killing crew, passengers, and even the Navy seals sent to help regain control of the ship.

Everyone on board is sent to the lifeboats except the Federal Marshall (who was called aboard to investigate who robbed the safe), Dr. Pena, the Captain, his daughter, and a con artist/gigalo who wears a craveat, blazer, has a fake tan, and hair that gets worse as the movie goes on.

Dr. Pena wants to recapture the Chupacabra, no matter what the risk to the passengers and crew. So he sabotages their attempts to trap the creature since they intend to kill it. Dr Pena even goes so far as to use the Captain's daughter as bait, which involves tying her to a counter in the kitchen. Luckily in order to hunt the monster, she has changed gratuitously changed into a tank top. Also oddly enough her breast size seems to have increased since the beginning of the movie. She sits on the counter, shaking and shimmying back in forth in a laughable attempt to get free from the ropes which accentuate her cleavage.

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