Saturday, May 14, 2011

Mr. Jingles (2006)

Maniac clown Mr. Jingles hacks up a family before being shot and killed by police who were standing around outside. The only survivor is young girl Angie, who is sent to a sanitarium and isn't released until she's of high school age.

Angie moves in with her aunt and cousins, who live in the same town the murders took place in. Some how Mr. Jingles is awakened and seeks revenge on Angie. Yeah, that will teach her to let her parents get murdered by an evil clown.

Angies cousin's have a party and some of their friends think it will be funny to dress up as Mr. Jingles, seeing as Angie just got out of the sanitarium. The problem is that Mr. Jingles shows up looking for Angie and carnage ensues.

Wow, this is really getting to the bottom of the barrel, even worse than it's supposed prequel, S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer). At the beginning when the mother is stabbed, she is obviously holding fake innards under her shirt, which she drops after getting attacked. Also Mr. Jingles is played by Dr. Rudy Hatfield. Seriously? You're going to list your degree? It makes you look pretentious and that's the last thing anyone should be when they're in this movie.

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