The Dallas Connection (1994)

The IWAR (International World Arms Removal) program, which pinpoints weapons in the possession of drug lords and criminals, is within days of going online. In order to keep the program from falling into the wrong hands, computer chips have been distributed to the four scientists who worked on it. Three of the scientists are seduced and murdered by assassins, while the fourth is sent protection in the form of Chris Canon and Mark Austin.

The computer chips are put in medallions and given to four agents. Nothing suspicious about four agents who go into a room without jewelry and all leave wearing the same medallion.

Even though the agents need to keep the chips safe for three or four days and three of the scientists have already been murdered, the agents prove to be idiots.  They are not at all suspicious of random women who want to go home with them or just happen to rescue them after their perfectly working jet ski mysteriously craps out.

These amazing female assassins work out of the Cowboys Club and Restaurant, a combination strip club / line dancing establishment. And yes, the line dancing and stripping are in the same room at the same time. Imagine the fun as DJ Platypus spins cheesy country-esque music, girls strip on stage, people drink, and line dancers stomp around the dance floor.

This is a ridiculous movie, but somewhat entertaining. There is quite a bit of nudity, which I fast forwarded through.  The scenes are overly long and I couldn't care less about seeing girls with fake bazooms bigger than their heads.

The silliest scene is when one of the guys, who was tipped off about an assassination attempt, stops his car at the gate, leans over and inflates a blow up doll, which he puts it in the drivers seat,.  Then he crawls out the passenger side door just before the bad guys blow up his car. Bwahahahaha.... oh god, its so stupid.

Most ridiculous dialogue:

• "For a scientist, you seem incredibly normal."
• "What I'm going to do is unusual as hell...."