Bloody Muscle Bodybuilder in Hell (1995)

Naoto, his ex-girlfriend Mika, and a psychic head to the abandoned home of Naoto’s father.  The home has been empty for thirty years.  Mika is interested in photographing ghosts and his fathers house is supposedly haunted.

They look around and the psychic asks them to live a so he can  commune with whatever is inside.  This is a big mistake when he ends up possessed by the spirit of the woman Naoto’s father murdered.

When the psychic doesn’t return, Naoto and Mika go inside to find him.  He attacks them and as they try to flee, they discover they’re locked inside and there’s no way out.

The rest of the movie is them fighting to survive. The house is tiny which makes the fight scenes interesting as the cameraman is in the hallway with them.  Naoto gets advice from the spirit of his father, but it’s not clear if he’s guiding him correctly, especially since we already know he’s a murderer and the victim is looking for revenge.

This is touted as the Japanese Evil Dead.  There’s lots of blood and stop motion.  

Ridiculous dialogue

Naoto - You killed her?

Father’s ghost - That woman had completely lost her mind. It couldn’t be helped.

Naoto, Mika and the psychic check out the house

The cameraman should be commended for
shooting the fights in this small hallway

Oh this is not what you want to see on the wall of
an abandoned house that is supposed to be haunted

Naoto brings hairspray with him to the abandoned house

The Stalker, Part II (2023)

Picking up a year after the first movie, Steve apologizes to his kids for making bad decisions over the past year. It’s not clear what he’s done that could be worse than what got them into this mess, but the kids say they have his back and miss mom since she’s in jail.

The police tell Wendy the man she killed wasn’t actually a meter reader, but part of a plot to kill her. It seems odd it would take a year to determine this since employment records should put that to rest pretty quickly. Due to this new development, they allow Wendy to go home and finish her sentence under house arrest.  Was she convicted of murder? Do they just let murderers go home when there is new evidence?

Meanwhile in another part of town, Mark plans to continue his revenge and is forcing pizza delivery man Craig to be his sidekick. Has no one noticed Craig was missing for the past year? What is keeping Craig from leaving? He’s not there by choice. Craig’s super creepy since he’s fine with kidnapping Wendy, just too cowardly to do it on his own.

When Wendy, Steve and son Hayden find a VHS tape in the fireplace with watch me written on it, they discover Mark is still after them.   He’s bugged their home and calls to tell them to open the briefcase left at theri house, which is filled with C4. He also mentions he’s kidnapped their other son, which you think he’d lead with but no. 

Mark demands Steve tell their boss he didn’t do anything wrong and was unjustly fired. Steve says no which brings back into focus that Steve is horrible. He’s more concerned about what his boss thinks than that his son is held hostage by a maniac.

Craig is posted outside to make sure the family doesn’t leave. He keeps walking the perimeter so they could either throw the briefcase outside or leave when he was on the opposite side of the house. Instead they sit next to the C4.  Later we have an ending that could mean Mark survived again.  

The strangest scene involves the briefcase. Why did Mark lock it when he wants them to know what’s inside? They have trouble getting into it because they are unable to understand the code, which is clearly written on the tag as 108.  Wendy says, “Try the number 801.”   When it doesn’t work, she frets and says, “It’s not working… 108?”  Yes, of course it’s 108. Those are literally the numbers on the tag, you Victorian potato.

I wasn’t fond of the first movie but they did get me to watch this one by teasing Mark’s survival at the end of it. I don’t like this movie either. It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen. But it’s questionable to ask the viewer to root for a couple who have no problem lying to get Mark fired so they can steal his bonus and spend it on luxury items. Maybe have protagonists who are good people so we care about them.

Ridiculous dialogue

I don’t know what to do. I know what I did was wrong but I can’t tell my boss this stuff. [Said while sitting with his family next to a briefcase full of C4, while his youngest son is held by a kidnapper whose one demand is to tell the boss he lied]

Do they not let families into the building when
they’re releasing you from jail?

The VHS which somehow fell into the fireplace

Amazingly they still have a VHS player in the living room

“Try the number 801” says Wendy

No Filter (2022)

While on vacation with her parents, Anna sees Scary Scott, an influencer known for his prank and scares. When she approaches him, he hands her a mask and tells her to go scare her parents.  But Anna ends up sneaking up behind him and scaring him instead. When he tags her in his videos, her social media blows up.

Back at school in the fall, Anna is suddenly popular due to her almost three hundred thousand followers. She’s also become vapid, constantly filming herself or taking selfies.  Her parents are irritated at her personality change and even her friends aren’t happy with the pranks she’s pulling on them. She’s got a terrible attitude and says if something happens but it’s not posted online, it doesn’t matter.

While Anna was away, her former bully became friends with her best friend, which causes Anna to be upset.  But it’s hard to feel sorry for Anna when she’s so self absorbed, using her online friendship with Scary Scott to stay relevant, and constantly talking to her followers, some of whom are turning on her. She’s even starting another channel where for her scares and pranks.

Scott has a scare challenge but what no one knows is Scott is dead so he’s not posting.  Anna’s phone is starting to get weird and she’s seeing a vision of herself but with black eyes. The place where she and Scott met overseas has lore that if your balance tips to the dark side, the demon inside you can awake. So things are not going to go well for Anna, what with her ego and arrogance in thinking everything she says and thinks is interesting and must be posted online. 

Things start going wrong for Anna and anyone that comes into her orbit.  Too bad for those who weren’t looking for that attention.  It’s an average movie where you want a bigger payoff in the end.

Influencers doing their influencer thing

Painting her eyes and mouth in the girls bathroom for a prank

She’s now popular enough to get negative attention

Cabin Girl (2023)

After her parents die, Ava is tired of feeling alone so she buys a van and goes on the road.  She starts a vlog as a way to bring people on her journey and avoid her loneliness.  Surprisingly the user name van girl is not already taken. 

When she stops posting, her followers are worried and start vlogging about her being missing. Ava eventually shows up with a head injury and a new home. She tells her followers, “I’ve always wanted to buy a little cabin in the woods,” and proceeds to show them the large house that is neither a cabin nor in the woods.

Ava is addicted to posting about herself and live streams as she bikes around the small town. Her 600,000 followers who were invested in her van life start to turn on her. They didn’t subscribe to hear her talk about her cabin and paranormal stuff. They ask when she’s going back on the road, and Ava says the doctor’s told her not to drive. She’s having hallucinations and some memory loss, so she doesn’t feel up to it. Plus she has her new house to work on.

After stumbling upon a memorial for Hannah Granger near a bridge, she runs into bar owner Trina and asks about Hannah. Rumors are Hannah was a witch and either jumped or was pushed off the bridge to her death.  Ava becomes even more intrigued with the story when she finds out Hannah used to live in the home she just purchased.

After having some weird things happen in her home, Ava thinks Hannah is trying to tell her something and suspects she was murdered.  Trina loans the bar’s ouija board to Ava and tells her not to use it alone.  When mechanic Kellen gives her a ride home after she gets a flat tire, they have some wine and break out  the ouija. When Kellen grabs another bottle, Ava uses it on her own and the board spells out guilty. Ava takes this one word and runs with it. She makes a leap in logic and assumes Hannah is saying someone killed her. 

Over the next day or two, Ava sees someone outside her window, kicks Kellen off her property for trying to fix her van, and has Trina over to do Tarot cards.  Ava thinks the cards will tell her who killed Hannah, but when they don’t and seem to be about her, she tells Trina to read them again. When Trina says that’s not how it works, Ava becomes furious and threatens Trina into leaving.

Ava becomes obsessed with solving Hannah’s murder, even though she still has no proof about what happened. She’s convinced the Granger’s are such a powerful small town family they’ve covered up what really happened.  Ad when the Sheriff turns out to be a Granger, Ava is even more convinced she’s right.

Meanwhile there is a middle aged man in a van who is obsessed with Ava and has tracked her down.  Ava isn’t that bright as she lives streams.Anyone paying attention could get the names of the businesses in town.  She mentions having a stalker previously. Is this the same man? Is it a new stalker? Or is his purpose something different?

Ava is unlikable so you’re more concerned for the characters around her, than for her.  Granted seeing a  middle aged man track a young woman is creepy, but other than one character, Ava comes off poorly or disingenuous in her interactions with the towns folk. Plus her channel was for traveling in a van and now it’s about Hannah, her house and supernatural. Most people aren’t going to enjoy a channel they subscribe to taking a hard 180 degree turn in what they’re posting.

Ridiculous dialogue

You guys are all family to me now.

Trina: The internet can wait.

Ava: It can’t. My subscribers are everything. I can’t let them down.

I’m your like most loyal follower and fan, but like I really miss the old Ava. Like I don’t know who this is or I don’t know where she’s gone but please please old Ava come back.

Jackies Dad [talking into Sheriff Grangers radio]: I need help. Sheriff Granger’s down. We’re at Ava Robbins place, first left off of Burnt Mill Road.

Police Dispatch: Is this a joke?

Live streaming while riding her bike

Ava and the house she bought

I’m concerned about her ergonomics

The bar that just happens to have a ouija board

Well that settles it.Live streaming while
walking or biking looks really stupid

The Lurking Fear (2023)

Mike hosts a tv show and is filming an episode at an abandoned asylum. The producer and crew are outside, while Mike breaks a lock on a door to get in. He’s exploring with a cameraman, sound guy and Andy, a local who is knowledgeable on the history of the asylum.  While in the basement, they hear a noise, the cameraman is knocked out and dragged off.

Meanwhile outside the asylum, Officer Hansen and his partner arrive and tell the producer to get lost because it’s private property. They’re surprised to find out the Sheriff gave them permission to shoot.  Hansen says the building and grounds are dangerous and warns him it’s in his best interest to leave.  

The next day Mike’s fiancé Crystal is panicked because he hasn’t called. She calls the production team, who seems familiar with her calling when she hasn’t heard from Mike. Crystal seems very high maintenance.  

Not satisfied with the answer they provided, Crystal shows up in town and accosts the Sheriff while he’s at a park watching his son perform in a chorus. It’s not clear how Crystal found him or why she’d think this was appropriate.  When the Sheriff tells her to leash her dog, she ignores him and says the dog is “pretty harmless.”

The Sheriff says if Mike is missing, she can go to the police station to file a report. She refuses and demands he bring her to the asylum now. When he says no, she says it will only be an hour. When he refuses to make her the center of his world, she sarcastically says he’s supposed to protect and serve.  She’s getting more unlikable by the minute.

At this point, Crystal flounces off to the asylum on her own, where she repeatedly cried, “Mike! Mike” sounding like a cawing bird.  After finding no access to the building, she wanders across the lawn and promptly falls through the ground into the basement.

After she wakes up, she bumps into some freaks and runs off where she meets up with the Sheriff, Andy and a few more people.  They help her look for Mike, although they did not see anyone chasing her. The rest of the movie is people being chased, murdered, and wouldn’t you know it the old doctor did unethical experiments in the basement  and surprise! the survivors are still in there.

There are two problems with this movie and the biggest is Crystal. She’s not strong or smart and seems to think the world revolves around her.  When she is captured, she’s screaming, crying, panting, gasping and annoying as hell. Also the scene where her cell is unlocked is so confusing. The little kid backs away from the cell, Crystal cries and then a hand unlocks it. Next shot she’s running down a hallway. Whose hand was it? 

The second issue is in the middle of these horrific moments, people provide unnecessary exposition about their pasts when they should be more concerned about their current personal safety.  At one point, the officer tells Crystal the Sheriff was a good man who believed in him.  Later Crystal says she pushed Mike into being the host even though he didn’t want to do it.  Then Mike and Crystal run away but then stop to have an emotional reunion instead of continuing to try to get the hell out of there.

I’m also confused as to what happened to the crew?  There were a ton of people at the asylum when Mike went inside.  Did they leave even though Mike, the cameraman and sound guy never came out again?  If they didn’t leave, then what happened to their campers, vehicles and equipmennt? 

The super clean abandoned asylum with no spider webs

The car would be a good reason to contact the police

Crystal about to find out why you shouldn’t wander
around abandoned buildings by yourself

Polaroid (2019)

Teenaged girl Bird, who works in an antique store, is given a Polariod camera by her friend Tyler who found it at a garage sale.  Bird is excited and tells Tyler it’s the same type of camera used in the 70s by Ansel Adams and Walker Evans. I was hoping Tyler would tell her she was no Ansel Adams, but he just dumbly smiles.

Bird brings the camera to a party and takes a photo of her friends.  There appears to be a strange shadow in back of one of them.  When that person ends up dead, Bird notices the shadow is no longer behind them in the photo. In fact, it moves to other photos once everyone in the first photo is dead. That’s right, we have a haunted camera that kills anyone whose photo is taken.

Bird was already unpopular, and when she tells her friends of her theory about the camera, some of them blame her for putting them at risk. They don’t care that there’s no way she could have known this was an issue.

She starts trying to stop whatever supernatural force is killing everyone and tries to figure out whose camera this is and if they know what is going on. One scene involves her getting into a store by removing a vent on the outside wall. Can you actually get into stores this way? And if so, why wouldn’t this be  considered a security issue?

Another question is if Bird thinks taking a photo with the camera dooms the subject to death, why is she still carrying it around? Damn it woman, lock it in a box to make sure no one else uses it.

When their friends start dying, the police bring her in. They do not believe the story of the evil camera. And why would they? It’s ridiculous.  If only there were some way to prove it to them. Oh wait, there is. Because the photo acts like a voodoo doll and if you set it on fire, the persons clothes starts smoking before they burst into flames. A controlled environment with the ability to put out the fire would show them it’s not an act.

Bloody Mary Returns (2022)

Aka Summoning Bloody Mary 2

A group of con artists who do fake exorcisms, possessions, palm reading and seances decide they can make money doing a video about Bloody Mary. They convince a nurse they know at an asylum to let them see Sara, who was convicted of killing her friends -although Sara insists the murderer was Bloody Mary.

Sara explains Mary was a witch who was burned at the stake and if you call her, she’ll come for you.  The nurse rolls her eyes as Sara speaks, but Lily is excited about the footage they’re getting. When Sara hears they plan to call Mary, she warns them it’s a mistake. But as with most warnings, it is not heeded.

Lily arranges with her roommates to film at their house. The plan is when she calls Bloody Mary, Mel will come in dressed as the witch. Lily, Kasper and Rich will run around the house, doing the shaky cam POV video. Then they’ll put it online claiming Mary is real and rake in the bucks. 

Imagine their surprise when they call Mary, she kills a roommate, and comes after them. Apparently Mary has some sort of powers since the doors and windows of the house won’t open. They’re trapped, which you think would mean they’d die fairy quickly since it’s a small house. But instead Mary goes back into the mirror and later pulls Mel into it.  Lily thinks they can open the portal by calling Mary, then jump through the mirror to get Mel and bring her back.  

The weird thing about this movie is the characters just randomly make up how things work. They’ve done no research on Mary, but Lily keeps coming up with guesses about how this whole Mary curse works.  At one point when trying to figure out how to survive, she says, “there’s one thing we haven’t tried yet.”  I replied, “break the mirror”  and Lily said “An exorcism.” Oh Lily, you’ve barely tried anything.

Questions abound.  Why do they think a curse stops at sunrise? Are they getting witches confused with vampires? Are we supposed to care about characters who make money by conning people?  Why does Mel think witches wear crop tops? And why does no one realize a ghost witch should have a clown white stomach ? Why do they think Mary can only appear in a room with a mirror? Why did they do no research on Mary?  Wouldn’t breaking the mirror remove the portal? And if Mary is trying to kill them, why do they keep splitting up? 

Ridiculous dialogue

Ellen: Run Max run! Ah run Max run! Run Max run! [she trips] Max, help me!

Max: Oh shit!

If we could pull this off, this could be our biggest gig yet.

I don’t understand. How can a ghost trap us?

It’ll be sunrise soon. Maybe the curse will have lift itself off by then.

Our less than likable main characters

Mel forgetting witches didn’t wear crop tops,
and only putting white makeup on her face 

No one tries to break the mirror or cover it to stop
Mary from crawling through it

Mary going for that old King Diamond look

Tahoe Joe (2022)

After seeing several videos of local Sasquatch Tahoe Joe, Dillon and Mike decide to make a documentary about him. The first video they see was shot by Shane Patterson and part of it resembles the famous Patterson Bigfoot film.  The second video was provided by Jaylin, whose dad Toma was dragged out his tent in the night while looking for Tahoe Joe.

Jaylin’s whole focus is finding his dad, but when they go to scout the area, he refuses to leave the car.  Mike says he can stay at his house with his sons until they get back, which is odd.  Mike tells his girlfriend he’s going on a business trip and asks his son to let her know if anything happens to him. Mike’s son thinks he’s an ass.

They hire Shane who shot the footage to guide them to the sight of the video. As they’re getting their gear out of the truck, Mike pulls out a massive gun.  Shane refuses to guide them unless they leave it behind. He also says electronics won’t work in the woods because the government is monitoring everyone who goes in.  Dillon and Mike hope he’s wrong as they ready their cameras, drones, go-pros and phones. When the drone stops working, Dillon says he’s programmed the electronics  to upload to the cloud so they won’t lose any footage. Wouldn’t they need service for that?

After setting up camp, they discover Shane has a gun. When they question him, he says he brought it  since he doesn’t trust them or like them because they act like this is just a big joke. He walks off into the woods to get away from them. Later that night Dillon and Mike find out there really is something in the out there.

There’s not a lot of action in this.  The footage shot by Tomas is tedious and could be completely abandoned since it can be summed up by saying he disappeared while looking for evidence of Tahoe Joe.  Instead we get lots of footage of him repeatedly stating he just arrived somewhere, reading a map, or setting up his tent. We also have to listen to what sounds like him chewing gum or maybe food, which is just gross. Plus the camera swings around too fast which made me slightly motion sick. Overall the acting isn’t the best either.

Ridiculous dialogue

I couldn’t find anything. No evidence.

I am one hundred percent convinced that is Tahoe Joe. No doubt.

After all those years of looking for Tahoe Joe, I finally found his ass.

Crouching in the dark with a light on

Uhh Shane? Are you okay?

Watch as he films himself reading a map

Wearing a go pro at your laptop looks pretty silly

Another Patterson Bigfoot

11:23-09:59 (Project Angst) (2018)

Aka 11:23-09:59 Projekt Angst; aka 11:23-9:59 (About Fear)

Six theater students decide to take a trip to Switzerland to find Fort K, a military research facility sealed ten years ago. This doesn’t seem like a great idea, especially since they aren’t even sure how to find it. And if it’s sealed, how will they get in? 

They head up into the mountains and after a long hike they stumble across the entrance which slowly opens to reveal an odd man who motions to follow him. He leads them deep into the underground bunker, where their friend Manu is waiting.

Although this place was supposedly sealed ten years ago, the lights work and it’s clean. No dust, dirt or spider webs are to be found. No one is concerned.

The idea is everyone will do a dare to face their fears.  Sophie is afraid of heights. Esther is afraid of the dark.  Manu is afraid of getting dirty, and Jamal is afraid of confined spaces.  The other two’s fears are not defined. The group is surprised when the dares have negative effects on their mental states. 

This is found footage so you know something will go wrong.  But I’m still not clear on why one person just sort of laid down near another and immediately died.  Stupid theater students and their overly dramatic fear rituals.  And why did Jamal bring a drum? He hiked to a bunker carrying a drum. It’s the most useless and awkward thing to bring on a hike.

The door to the bunker painted sort of camouflage

Our theater kids 

This doesn’t look like an abandoned bunker closed for ten years.

No dust or dirt here. Feel free to use the blankets.

Mega Lightning (2022)

Mega Lightning, the movie that posits what if lightning were attuned to your bodies energy,  the storm of the century was coming, and you’re trapped in the house with a serial killer. Well that certainly took a left turn.

Linda and Gregg go to the forest to watch for the storm. Linda points her camera up and swings it around as if something is happening.  But there is only blue sky through the canopy of leaves, which begs the question why are they in the forest if they want to see lightning?

After lightning actually strikes nearby trees, Linda and Gregg run for the car and again we wonder why they went to the forest. When their car doesn’t start, Gregg screams “get out!” and jumps out. Linda’s door handle won’t work. She sits swatting at the handle and screaming, unable to comprehend there is an open door to her right.  Thankfully the screaming stops when the fissure caused by a lightning strike swallows the car in a special effect out of the 90s.

Meanwhile in a parking lot, Johan approaches Tammy whose car’s broken down.  Tammy has no concept of stranger danger and tells him twice she’s been unable to reach her husband. Before you know it, a chloroform rag is over Tammy’s face and she’s in the trunk. 

Over in another part of the plot, Meg is worried her father and mother are going on vacation in the storm.  The news says no one should leave their houses but it’s not clear why that’s safer than a car, especially since some houses seem to be ready to collapse due to…lightning?

With their parents gone, Meg and her sister Corin invite Paulie and Sean over for a party. Apparently Meg isn’t at all worried about their boyfriends being on the road in the storm. The group gets into the hot tub, which is an odd choice in a lightning storm. When Meg says they should get out, Paulie tells her to relax. Paulie is a miserable man with limited intellect and it’s unclear why anyone would date him or befriend him.

When their Mum calls to say she and Dad have been in an accident, Meg doesn’t ask if Dad is okay and offers to pick up Mum, ignoring the lightning danger. Mum’s not sure where she is but she’s walked into someone else’s home.  There’s a lot of that in this film, which is unfortunate since everyone is walking into the home of a serial killer.

While looking for their mother, Meg and Corin also walk into the same house, saying it’s fine because if the owner comes home they can just say they needed to get out the storm. So now everyone is in the  serial killers house and he’s coming back in from burying a body.

I’ve got questions: Why are Linda and Gregg in a forest if they want to look at the sky? What mystery ailment would render their car unstartable and disable the door handle simultaneously? Why doesn’t Linda try to get out one of the other three doors, particularly the one already open?  Or why not roll down the window?  Why doesn’t Meg ask if her Dad is okay? Are there adults who don’t know you should be in water during a lightning storm? Why is Corin dating the incredibly unpleasant Paulie? Is she paying off a debt? 

This is a movie where people are either over reacting or under reacting.   It’s kind of hilarious so I guess I give it some credit for having entertainment value, even though it isn’t exactly what they were attempting.

Ridiculous dialogue

If what they’re saying on the news is correct, this could be the biggest natural disaster in history in a matter of days.

Father: Some crackpot in here says that uh he thinks lightning is attuned to the electric current in the body.

Meg: Should you even be going away then, if it’s that dangerous?

Mum and dad have been in an accident. It’s alright. They’re fine but I need you to stay here. Be safe and I’m going to go get Mum.

The fissure in the bottom center caused by
lightning that follows a couple to their car

What happens when a parked car is hit by lightning?
It flies straight up in the air

Paulie’s grimace is the physical representation of his personality

How is one of these people is unscathed?

Apparently lightning removes your head

Chewing the scenery with a googly eyed look of fear

Alien Invasion (2023)

After a long day at work, Lyra arrives home to find her friends waiting inside with a surprise party. How’d they get in? After a brief time hanging out, Phoenix declares the party they're throwing is boring and demands a drinking game. They decide to play Truth or Dare instead.

Phoenix is dared to go in the neighbors pool and he pressures the others to join him by using the taunt of the immature. He calls them chickens. 

The pool turns out to be indoors which makes this breaking and entering.  Leo tells his girlfriend to chill out since the neighbor said they could use the pool, but Lyra has mentioned multiple times she’s afraid the neighbor will come home and catch them.

After Phoenix disappears, the others discover he’s broken into the house by punching a code into the key pad. Turns out if you’ve a grunt in the military no keypad can stop you because the military uses the same code for everything.  The girls find the basement door is open and Phoenix in a basement lab playing with a giant egg.

When the home owner arrives unexpectedly, they are trapped inside. When he finds the egg is cracked, he provides exposition. The egg is from outer space and he stole it so the government wouldn’t use the creature inside.  How does no one suspect him since only a few people had access to this egg? He talks to alien soothingly until it murders him.

Lyra and her friends are stuck in the house and can’t get out, which is odd since our alien has found a way out to the pool to try to kill the couple who didn’t come inside. What’s amazing is that anyone survives. None of them are very bright. They split up, leave doors open when trying to hide and don’t make good decisions. When one girl finds a way in to try to rescue the others, she says they need to figure how to get out.  What about the way you came in? Why can the newly hatched alien figure out how to get into and out of the house, but there people who are familiar with doors and windows can’t?  Also how does the creature know how to open doors?

At the end Lyra sadly says everything is her fault for celebrating her birthday, which just make you wish she hadn’t survived.  The real culprit is Phoenix who took the dare to go to the pool, broke into the house, and then into the basement lab.  And when things went wrong he said don’t call the police because he’ll be sent back to jail if they find out he broke in. So if anyone should be blamed, it’s Phoenix.

Ridiculous dialogue

Ursa: Been a hard day at work?

Lyra: Every days been bad at the moment

Carina: I’m sorry that things have been bad at the moment

An egg? Like a pretty big dinosaur laid that.

I’m your friend.[said to dangerous alien]

It could be the government, a secret organization, or worse. 

The extravagant pool house 

Why be condescending about having a basement?

the egg from outer space

Ripley?

The alien who just hatched is bigger than a human