Three sisters who are cougars, literally and figuratively, hire three college students to work for them. But the sisters need meat to survive and the source is young men who come to the house. Even though there are kills, there is no blood. Perhaps because the house they are filming in has an all white motif?
The young men in their underwear writhe on the bed while the women pour glitter on them, caress them, and turn into cougars. Well actually only their faces do. All of a sudden poof! these CGI cougar faces are superimposed over their own faces. It comes out of nowhere and is hysterical.
There is a whole series of 1313 movies which feature young semi-naked men. Most have great titles, so I guess they're doing something right even though we hit fast forward through most of this film and didn't really miss anything. Here's a sampling of the titles:
- 1313: Giant Killer Bees
- 1313: UFO Invastion
- 1313: Bigfoot Island
- 1313: Haunted Frat
How can you resist them? They're all going to be the same as 1313: Cougar Cult or any other of David DeCoteau's movies. There will be plenty of young men in underwear rubbing their own abs in awkward scenes that go nowhere. There will be stilted acting and ridiculous dialogue. Also it's funny that these are often marketed as "a movie for girls" when girls are not looking for footage of guys rubbing their own abs.
So watch this film if you like seeing excessive footage of young men in their underwear rubbing their chests and abs, or for the hysterical superimposed cougar faces!
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| This is what they look like when they change into cougars. I'm not joking. It is one of the most hysterical effects ever. |
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