Girls Gone Dead (2012)

Back home for Spring Break, Rebecca goes away for the weekend with her friends, much to the chagrin of her ultra religious mother.  The girls are staying at one of their father's rental houses, which turns out to be in a town mostly populated by retirees.

At one of the local bars, they meet some guys who are involved with Crazy Girl Unlimited, a series of videos in which girls take their tops off for the camera.  The girls make plans to meet up with the guys the next day, and decide to have a party at their house.  Things are going good until someone in a Monk's robe and wearing a weird baby mask while carrying a medieval weapon starts taking them out one by one.

Based on the name of the film, I thought there were going to be zombies in it.  So while waiting for the non-existent zombies, I was also waiting for the killings as there are probably only two within the first hour.  This means the film is long on bitchy drunk girls who might take their tops off, and short on dead girls.

The best thing about this movie is that Asbetos Felt has a cameo as Rodney the karaoke singer, and wrestler Jerry Lawler plays the Sheriff  who gets to pile drive the killer.  Other than that it's more like a spring break movie rather than a horror movie.