Haunted Boat (2005)

A bunch of horrible people go out on a boat to celebrate a birthday.  The owners son says they need to clean it before they use it since his uncle left it this way. The ungrateful non-boat owning group tell him the boat is too smal and it’s a piece of crap. 

They head out to sea, get drunk and pass out. The next day Leo’s friend asks him to get up because the boats not moving. Wait. These idiots left the boat on autopilot while they got drunk and went to sleep? What is wrong with them? So they deserve what they get, which is stranded.

As they try to figure out how to get rescued, they have philosophical  conversations and talk about fears.  One says you don’t truly exist except in your own reality and we each live in our own universe.  So if you don’t want to believe in something, it doesn’t exist in your world.  That doesn’t sound healthy. 

This movie gives you the worst person to be stuck on a boat with and a group of people who have no interest in anyone but themselves, along with a parallel dimension, I guess. As if watching these jerks isn’t bad enough, the ending will make you feel as if you’ve completely wasted your time.

Ridiculous dialogue 

He’s never even looked at you. If he ever talked to you, it’s because you know me.

I’m not staying on board with an epileptic.

What a pretty litttle bird. Is it sick? [said about an obviously dead bird]

Our unlikeable group

The boat the kids think is too small

Maybe don’t use all the lights at once since you don’t know
how long till you can contact someone to get rescued

As if they haven’t enough problems - shark