Saturday, July 24, 2021

Harvest Moon (2007)

Adam inherits his families apple orchard and invites his friends to join him to harvest the crop.  Adam has one worker who he treats like dirt and he’s kind of a dick to his friends. But hey, this is a beautiful orchard so let’s all enjoy it.  

The first night he warns everyone it’s dangerous to be outside.  He doesn’t provide any info as to what danger they should be aware of, but there are clippings that show his mother and sister were apparently killed by wolves in separate incidents.

I should have known this wasn’t going to be good when it had two of the three signs of a bad movie - boobs before the credits and a sudden jump to present day after an initial set up.   

The most ridiculous part of the movie is that the killer gags his victims with apples. It’s the most inefficient gag ever. Apples are edible! You can bite through them!  Although I guess they’re picking victims who aren’t that bright since they seem to struggle with this concept.

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