Ghosts of Amityville (2018)

 Aka Amityville: Mt. Misery Road; aka Mt. Misery Road

After the credits are shown on a static shot of a street sign, we get a few paragraphs of text about Mt. Misery Road which is considered cursed. Then we abruptly segue to Florida where a middle aged man named Charlie drives a sports car and and picks up his mail.  We watch him open his mail in real time.  Doing things in real time is a theme in this film.  

Charlie is dating Buzi, a foreign woman half his age. Buzi is pronounced boojee. When I saw the name Buzi in the credits, I thought it must be an animal.  Charlie shoots tons of footage of trophy girlfriend Buzi. The footage smacks of someone who is always saying, “Hey guys, look who I’m dating, huh? Huh?” 

When a friend sends photos of orbs taken at Mt. Misery Road, Charlie and Buzi go online and do research on the subject. They’re ghost enthusiasts and are super excited to go on vacation to New York to visit Mt. Misery Road.  We watch in real time as they google Mt. Misery and read some web sites.

They make an appointment with a local historian and are excited - another theme of the film - to talk to him about the legend, his books, and various creatures that are said to prowl the woods.  When they meet, the historian tells them in no uncertain terms he has no interest in discussing his book or the legend. He’s only there to warn them not to go since a high percentage of people disappear in the woods.  No matter what the guy says, Charlie ups his irritation quotient as he keeps asking about ghosts, creatures, the legend, and ignoring any warnings about his own safety. 

Charlie is disappointed in the historians negativity about their trip, but decides to go anyway. After all, they’ve traveled all the way from Florida and put in too much time and money.  I have no idea how much time Charlie put into this, but it can’t be that much unless he’s counting the time they spent googling Mt. Misery. It should be pretty simple since they already know where they want to go and what they want to do.

The rest of the film is the two of them driving to Mt. Misery and walking through the woods.  They marvel at the slightest things. Ooo it’s a small patch of snow.  Ooo it’s a ravine!  Ooo it’s a cross hanging from a tree.  Ooo it’s cement so it must be the foundation of the old asylum.  Ooo there’s more cement so that must be the entrance.  I guess they should get credit for their positive attitudes since they’re excited at everything they see and think everything is amazing.

This is basically a two person vanity project. I’d guess ninety five percent of the credits are Charlie and Buzi, who are married in real life. I’m not sure why they opted to be dating in the movie.  There doesn’t seem to be any script and most of the film is padding. It was filmed on a cell phone so good for them, I guess, since they didn’t invest a lot of money into this  I’m not sure if Buzi was nervous because she laughs all the time, even though nothing funny is going on.  Also not sure why they opted to have a scene where Buzi gets up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark with the door open. No one needs to see that or the bedroom scene. 

The movie has absolutely nothing to do with Amityville, and uses the name to sucker people into watching it. Because who would watch this otherwise, except family and friends of the protagonists? I’m contributing to this trend of filmmakers slapping Amityville on their movies to get views since I’m randomly watching anything with the Amityville name in it. Unlike some people who innocently wander in expecting the Amityville house, I knew what I was getting. So maybe that makes me the bigger fool since I’m aware it will be awful if the only way to sell it is add Amityville to the title.

Cringeworthy dialogue:

You’re going to be my little ghost hunter.

Hey that’s the beast that we saw on our computer.

We’re ghost enthusiasts.

I can’t wait to meet that historian guy.

Historian - Just don’t go into the woods.

Charlie - Are you saying it’s a dangerous place to go? (after repeatedly being told it was dangerous)

Historian - You have to be a certain level of stupid to walk in there at this point after everything I’ve told you.

Charlie - What could happen if we go in at night?

Charlie - I don’t know. He was very negative about us going to Mt. Misery…. We came all the way from  Florida to make this happen so let’s do this.

This place looks very, very spooky. (Said about an old house which had a neatly mowed lawn and didn’t look spooky at all)

There’s an old timer on a horse. Isn’t that cool, Buzi?

Charlie - Wow! Check this ravine out!

Buzi - Oh my god, it goes down!

Babe, babe come here. Babe come over here. Oh my god.

Charlie - It’s so cool that you found that.

Buzi - Let’s go find some more stuff.

That looks like the front entrance or something. (Said about a pile of broken cement.)

The same two names over and over

The amazing ravine. Wait until they find out
these are everywhere in the northern states

Did they direct him to sit under a light?  Yikes!

The orb photos that got them excited to go on this adventure

Chuck and Buzi

A pile of broken cement. That must be the entrance.

Buzi is amazed by the snow. Also she seems to be
wearing fuzzy pajama pants for a hike
into the woods, which is just odd.

Tooth Fairy 3: The Last Extraction (2021)

 The third installment of the tooth fairy saga appears to take place twenty to twenty five years after part two. Corey is now an adult and has a daughter Sally who will soon be eighteen and off to college.  Sally is annoyed because she and her best friend want to go away for the weekend with two boys. Corey will only allow the trip if he and one of the boys mothers chaperone, much to the teens dismay.

The two adults and four teens arrive in Wales and bring their bags into the house. The teens quickly go on a walk to get away from the adults and buy some alcohol. As the two boys get the booze, the girls are approached by a hobo with items for sale. They waive him off until Sally notices a filthy book under his arm and asks to see it.  Surprisingly Sally recognizes this book is about black magic and  includes the tooth fairy. Even more surprising, the hobo knows it’s dangerous, stopping her from reading the incantation and insisting that she only look at it, but never say it out loud. 

The first night, the kids are allowed to stay outside in tents, which begs the question why did the adults bother to chaperone?  The teens act as expected, by drinking, fooling around and reading from the black magic book. Sally knows when her father was younger, the tooth fairy sent him over the edge, yet she still allows herself to be pressured into reading the passage to call forth the monster. As expected, this works out poorly for everyone involved.

The scariest thing about this film is that it sets itself up for a sequel.   I half heartedly watched this junk thinking I’m completing a crappy trilogy and discover in the last scene that there’s more planned. ARGH!

Here is another movie where someone has a closeup, their mouth moves, yet no words come out.  Also vexing is the breakfast scene where they set out five plates for breakfast and only have five croissants.  None of them know Toby is missing yet. So where is his breakfast?

Questions abound.  Why does Corey use a full glass of mouthwash to gargle after brushing his teeth? Why would Benji go on vacation with a tooth that needed to be pulled? How does the hobo instantly recognize the book in the dumpster as a black magic book? Why would anyone wear platform shoes to walk through a field and into town? Why would anyone ever want to date Toby?  Were there no young looking adults who could pass for teens? Why is Benji always grimacing?

“Why is there a dead animal in the sink?” 
It’s supposed to be an animal???

It’s not a glass of juice. It’s mouthwash. 

What time period does this movie take place in? This is 17 years ago
and selfies weren’t really a thing 17 years ago

I think they are using this book in all their films 
since it has a leprechaun and mermaid in it

The teens - was there no one more age appropriate.

Benji grimacing and Toby being creepy, as usual

I find this shot interesting

He’s playing the teen, but if you did not know that, 
he could pass for a teens father

Actually like the see through eyes and nose 

Low rent Adam Scott as the psychiatrist

Scarecrows Revenge (2019)

 

Aka Vengeful Scarecrow; aka Scarecrow Vs. Vikings

Back in the 800s, a group of Vikings rescue a kidnapped woman from a rapist and banish him, rather than kill him, because as they repeatedly tell us, they aren’t savages. They drag him into the cursed corn field and tie him to a scarecrow. Well that’s just plain weird and isn’t he going to die? 

The rapist, who delivers his lines in a bad Peter Lorre imitation, is furious there are consequences for his actions. He escapes his bindings and teams up with a witch to pursue his goal of killing the king, his subjects,and destroying the village.  Basically this involves him becoming a demonic scarecrow.

Usually kings rule countries but this king rules a village with thatched huts. He also looks more like a hobo than a king, with his ratty tunic and dirty face.  

This movie is a tedious slog and there is minimal scarecrow in it. There was also no title card and I watched it under the name Vengeful Scarecrow.  The sword fighting is equivalent to pretending to sword fight with your friends.  The Vikings wear modern shoes, which is amusing, and everyone keeps touching the scarecrows hair. I don’t know why since it’s stringy and gross. There were only two things I enjoyed.  In one scene, the king speaks to his men and his lips move while no sound comes out.  Then there is the drone shot where it appears there are cars parked under the trees. 

No one would ever know these were supposed to be Vikings.

Ladies and Gentlemen, our king

There appear to be some cars parked under the trees,
the one in red being the clearest.

This is my favorite shot in the film

While I appreciate that low budget films have a limited budget,
this has no resemblance to blood

So some Vikings don’t wear pants?

Someone used the cover art from
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark and a
different title to promote this film.

Red Woods (2021)

 A group of urban explorers heads into the woods to meet up with another group that previously went in. While walking they find a building that was recently burned. One of the team falls through the floor and onto a burned body. Instead of going back and getting the police, they decide to keep going because Cross’s brother Adam was with the first group. They also decide not to tell the others since they’ll freak out and want to leave.  So I guess they’ll deserve whatever happens to them.

The first night they camp in the woods and a guy named Devlin shows up. He brags about ripping off the EPA by applying for a grant to get free money to buy an expensive video camera for urbexing and Cross pulls a gun on him. Cross is into conspiracy theories but thinks it unethical to rip off the EPA.

Devlin also tells a creepy story about an insane kid who used the woods as a playground.  When Devlin disappears, his camera is left behind and they discover that he was in the first group with Cross’s brother Adam, and that he’s been taping them on their trek through the woods.

The group wants to leave but Cross won’t go without his brother. So they trek further into the woods and find some hillbillies and a crappy cabin. The group says somethings not right here and oh my god  they go into the cabin to look for Adam.  The hillbillies are not amused.

Things keep going wrong and Cross’s conspiracy theories make him more and more paranoid.  While I thought this an okay movie, the biggest question I had was how did the firemen get to a burning building in the middle of the woods? The whole point was the group was walking hours into the woods to see this house. But now it seems like they could have just driven up to it? What the heck? 

The Wrong House (2012)

 Aka House Hunting

A random guy walking his dog in a neighborhood he doesn’t live in hands a home for sale flyer to Don, who is waiting for his family to come out of a house viewing. He doesn’t like the house so he’s refused to look at it, which begs the question why did his wife and son even bother?  

A flyer from a man who won’t identify himself or where he lives advertising a home for sale on 70 acres in the middle of nowhere?  Don sees nothing suspicious about that.  Damn it, Don!  Never trust a stranger handing out flyers which send you somewhere isolated where you could be murdered.

When Don and family arrive at the house, they find Charlie and his family already there. The door is open and there is a speaker system which provides info on the house when you press a button.  When they decide to leave, a girl darts out into the road causing Charlie to crash his car.   Although the car didn’t hit her, the girl is injured.  Everyone jumps into Don’s SUV so they can take the girl to the hospital.

Unfortunately all roads lead back to the house for sale. When they decide to spend the night, the girl freaks out and refuses to go in. It takes the two men to forcibly drag the injuring girl inside.  They don’t question why she doesn’t want to go in or even try to find out what happened to her. They’ve figured out she’s missing a tongue and she hates the house. Hmmm, what could be the problem?

As days pass with no way to get out off the property, the families start to argue and blame each other for the situation.  Paperwork shows that Charlie foreclosed on the house, so they blame him first. But both families end up having connections to the family who lived in the house.  Also everyone starts seeing people from their past who are dead.  

Questions abound.  Will they ever get out of this loop? Were there no pens or pencils in the house that the injured girl could write with to tell them what had happened to her? Why didn’t they question her? Who was putting cans of stew in the pantry? Why are teenage boys so creepy?  How many days does this movie take place over?  And most importantly, is there truly an unending supply of people who wronged the family who lived there or is the guy just a psychopath?  I mean, foreclosing on a house means the guy didn’t pay his mortgage which means he defaulted on his loan.  Unless I missed something where Charlie set him up so that the bank could seize his house, then it’s just bad money management or bad luck, not Charlie.

Worst pick up line ever

Can I kiss you? You remind me of my ex.

Scarecrow Country (2019)

Aka Murderous Scarecrow

The movie opens with a sketchy couple and a ouija board. They hear a noise outside which the guy says is Amish kids having a campfire in the fields. He’s going to scare them with a gun, which is the stuff tragic accidents are made of and boom! There’s a scarecrow in the room.  So the ouija summoned a scarecrow?  I still have no idea who these people were or what it had to do with the rest of the movie.

Small town librarian Winnie calls her sister Zoe daily. Zoe seems to hate everyone. Each phone call she gets make her irritated, and her only friend is the drawings she does of public domain cartoon Fantomah which talk to her.  Winnie’s dad runs the local club that books bands.  Dad wears a doo rag and oversized clothing, which is unfortunate. 

When a woman donates books to the library, Winnie finds a journal mixed in with them. It’s the diary of a teenager named Joey who committed suicide years ago.  When she asks her Dad if he knew the kid, he pleads ignorance but convinces her to leave the diary with him.  Later he burns it and calls the other members of the basketball team to tell them about the journal.

Shortly after this a scarecrow starts killing people who knew Joey in high school.  Is it Joey back from the dead?  If so, why is he a scarecrow? And since the journal was burned, why does it appear at each death scene prior to the killings? Also what sort of sheriff tells the librarian about two deaths that aren’t public knowledge yet? 

The ending will make you say, oh come on!!  The small town they filmed in looks kind of neat, but there’s nothing really to recommend this.

Ridiculous dialogue:

The scarecrow was you. And it wasn’t just you, it was everybody.

Who is this? Is this Joey? It’s never explained.

Why do scarecrows wear pointy dunce hats?

No Dad, you’re too old for a bandana

Small town Main Street is kind of cool

Tooth Fairy (2018)

Aka Toof

Carla goes back to the family farm to get a birth certificate for her nephew Corey.  There she runs into Joe, who she used to have a relationship with until he got her sister pregnant.  Joe is Corey’s father. There’s no explanation for why Joe hasn’t seen Corey in five years, has no contact with him, and Carla is his guardian. In fact, Joe doesn’t seem okay with not having a relationship with his son.

When Carla arrives, her mother tries to tell her about a threat to Corey since he’s about to turn ten. Carla is having none of it.  She resents that her mom sent her and her sister away as children.  Carla needs some serious counseling. Everything irritates her and she has no tolerance for others.

Too bad she doesn’t listen to her mom who is trying to warn her about the tooth fairy.  Apparently you can contain the tooth fairy by using sugar. Just dump a bag on the floor, or on her back, and light it on fire.  Although mom and her accomplices thought they’d killed her years ago, she’s currently being held in the barn by just a small latch, which is undone by a homeless guy who wants some sweets.  As is expected, releasing a dangerous supernatural entity is going to result in a number of deaths.

There are many questions.  When the power went out, how did she get online? The wi-fi wouldn’t work on the laptop. Why doesn’t Joe have custody of his son? How is it this vicious evil could be released by simply opening a latch? Wasn’t there a more secure place they could put her? Why not a padlock to keep people from releasing her?  Is there a reason people don’t make any effort to get away when she pulls their teeth?  And most importantly of all, why do Carla and her mother appear to be the same age? I thought they were sisters but then Carla keeps calling her mom.

This looks like it was filmed at the same farm as Bride of the Scarecrow, which also has some of the same actors.

Tooth Fairy is Blair Witching it in the corner

So if this is the daughter….

…how can this be her mother?  

Joe trying to figure out why mother and daughter are the same age.

The Rift (1990)

When Siren 1 disappears, the government calls in it's creator Wick Hayes.  Wick doesn't want any part of this mission but they plan on blaming him for the failure, even though they modified his plans and kicked him off the project.  

Feeling trapped, Wick heads onto Siren 2 where he is greeted by an unenthusiastic crew who think he's to blame.  To make things more uncomfortable, his ex also shows up with the military to help with the rescue.

When they get down into the depths, they find seaweed growing which is odd since nothing should be growing at this depth. A sample shows it’s highly toxic to fish.

They also find a pressurized cavern under the ocean where someone has been doing experiments. There is lots of equipment and signs that people have recently been there.  When they hear noises in the holes in the walls, they peer in. A cute little creature comes out and kisses them on their helmets.  No, of course it doesn’t. It’s a harbinger of death.

It’s standard 90s ocean horror with a few names you’ll recognize and some exploding heads.

Suited up for exploring the cave

Oh no, don’t put your head so close to that hole.

A nicely done head explosion

I’ll be fine. Nothing to see here.

Dead Squad: Temple of the Undead (2018)

Three guys on vacation meet three girls on vacation and decide to go rafting in the jungle.  When they get to a fork in the river, they ignore the map, the advice of the rafting company, and the signs saying not to take the chained off right fork.  After traveling for awhile, they stop to swim and before they know it, their raft is gone.

With the realization that no one is coming to help since they took the closed fork in the river, they start walking through the jungle and find a huge ruin.  They think maybe they can get cell reception if they climb to the top of it. But of course they’re in a jungle so it doesn’t work.

They decide to camp in the ruins for the night because it’s going to be dark soon.  Instead of preparing for the night, they decide to explore. Behind a metal door, they discover a locked gate and a control room, but don’t consider they could get locked in. Even when they find a generator and some gas, there is no thought of danger. Too bad since this used to be a secret lab where Nazis’ recruited by the CIA experimented on people trying to create a super soldier.

This isn’t enjoyable, other than a moment right out of Scooby Doo where a hand reaches out and tries to grab a girl but it misses as she walks away.  The Nazi pronounces developing as devil-op-ing which emphasis on the op, and I don’t know if it was bad acting or someone thinks that’s how it’s pronounced. Also one girl goes on the trip in high heels, makeup and carrying a stuffed animal dog that barks.  

It looks like the letters on the MP’s helmet are made from tape.

This supposed to be blood but the consistency is all wrong

The Gallows II (2019)

Anna Rue moves in with her older sister and starts attending a new high school.  She tanks her reading for a theater class after being undermined by her insecurity when the kids in the class are rude, giggle or don’t pay attention while she’s acting.

Anna is a vlogger with a YouTube channel with 200 subscribers. When one of her followers suggests she do the viral Charlie challenge to increase hits, she figures why not.  This involves reading a passage from the play The Gallows. Supposedly if you read this passage the spirit of Charlie, a kid who was accidentally hanged while performing the play, will show up.

When weird things start happening, Anna gets a ton of new subscribers, but she’s also got something supernatural stalking her and her sister. Oh my, what will she do.  Honestly I don’t remember because it’s forgettable.

The Demon’s Waltz (2021)

Rebecca, a private investigator who always looks sad, is hired by mortuary worker Harper to look into the death of a teenage girl who died after doing a viral Tik Tok dance challenge. They discover that many young people who do the dance end up dead, which becomes more alarming after finding out Rebecca’s younger sister has done the challenge and her multiple sclerosis seems to have gotten better. 

We also find out that Rebecca isn’t much of a private investigator when she doesn’t do any research on anything or any background checks.  She just blindly bumps along until her teen sister does some research on the internet, or a client does a reverse image search. Holy crapRebecca, you shoudn’t be charging anyone for your time.

There is a lot of talk about God and the movie is way too long, clocking in at almost two hours.  Why does everyone want to make two hour movies nowadays? For all the issues I had with The Stalker a few weeks ago, at least it lasted only slightly more than sixty minutes. Two hours should be set aside for brilliant filmmakers or amazing storytelling, not run of the mill low budget horror. There’s so much padding in this film and scenes that go nowhere.

This is the happiest Rebecca gets

Trace (2015)

 A bunch of twenty somethings record themselves summoning a demon in hopes of getting an EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon).  Some of them think they hear something on the recording, but the others aren't sure. Jerk Jarek's girlfriend gets mad at him so he stays at Nicks for the night. When Nick gets up the next morning, Jarek is dead.

One thing I find annoying is the plot contrivance where conflict occurs because one character doesn’t tell another important information.  In this case, the police ask Nick if he and Jarek had a fight, or if Jarek wanted to leave.  Nick asks if he's being accused of something and gets defensive.  He never says Jarek had a fight with his girlfriend and slept on the couch because he was too drunk to drive, which would explain the situation easily.

Nick becomes obsessed with the recording and determines that there is a voice speaking. The voice lists everyone's name in the order of their death. Jarek was first on the list so Nick is understandably freaked out.  He wants to tell the police about this but Duffy says it's incriminating evidence linking them to Jarek's death.  Nick and the audience are confused. 

As the deaths mount, Duffy seems unconcerned and tells Nick things become real because you choose to believe it.  

I spent half the movie trying to figure out Jarek's name. Is it Jared? Jerrick? Jarrett? Derrick? I never figured it out and had to look at the credits.

This movie has an ending that will tick you off.

A Werewolf in England (2020)

Parrish counselor Horace is transporting prisoner Archie to court.  Archie is accused of murder, but claims the thing he killed was an animal which turned into a man after it died.  No one believes him. 

When they stop at an inn to stay the night, things go off the rails since they arrive on the night the owners let werewolves eat the guests as some sort of sacrifice.  So Archie is going to be believed soon enough.

The acting often feels overdone as if they’re playing to the back row.  I wasn’t aware it was supposed to be a horror comedy since there no laughs. The comedy seems to be based towards teenage humor with scenes of pissing in chamber pots or a prostitute having sex with a repulsive old dude while he’s handcuffed to the prisoner to ensure he can’t escape.  To ad insult to injury, they’re British but their accents aren’t even convincing. I thought they were Americans attempting lame olde timey accents from the Victorian era.

The best thing about this movie is the Dark Temple video logo and music before the film. It’s got an 80s VHS feel to it.  Other than that, nothing to recommend this. Also not sure if they were purposely trying to mislead people into thinking this was An American Werewolf in London, but it’s too close for comfort.

Possession Diaries (2019)

After using a ouija board a few days earlier, strange things start happening to Rebecca. She’s seen a priest and a psychiatrist but neither believes her story. It’s pretty impressive she could get an appointment with a psychiatrist within a day or two. 

Rebecca starts a vlog to document her possession.  She tells her audience she’s not an actor and that this is real.  That’s funny considering the acting in this film isn’t very good.  The fake crying is so bad that if someone did it in real life, you’d turn to your friend and  raise your eyebrows as if to say, are you seeing this?

I’m not sure anyone would be interested in her vlog. For days not much happens other than she constantly complains, talks to her boyfriend Dante (but not about what’s going on), and gets a few crank calls from what may be a demon.  She also says “hey guys” a millions times in a lifeless way, and almost every sentence between Rebecca and Dante contains the word babe. The biggest questions are will she ever change her clothes and what year is this supposed to be? Because she’s using a landline and most college students use cell phones.

Day three - Rebecca still hasn’t changed her clothes, and she’s kind of an idiot. She sees a psychic who believes her demon story and mentions a priest that can help. Rebecca says, “Forget it. They don’t believe me.”  She never considers that perhaps a priest who has a working relationship with a psychic would be open to tales of possessions or demons. What has she got to lose? Finally someone believes her story but she shrugs and slinks away. Also people online think she’s faking it so latch onto anyone who will believe.

Day five - The same clothes still cloak her while she cries to her camera, “My boyfriend Dante broke up with me because I tried stabbing him with a knife this morning.”  Unsurprisingly her online audience is not sympathetic. But on the plus size, the priest comes to do an exorcism.

Day six - it’s Halloween, it’s her birthday and now she has changed because the demon is gone. Hurrah. She calls a friend to ask for a favor and based on the ten digits she had to dial, he’s long distance. So that makes it even stranger when he arrives and she asks him to get rid of her ouija board.  Couldn’t she ask someone who lived closer?

If you’re thinking about watching this, be forewarned. It has a 1.9 rating on IMDB. While most of the movie is shown from the angle of the computer so we can see the entire room, she is actually only broadcasting her head and shoulders, which is insane. No wonder people online don’t believe her. She basically has no proof except for some crank phone calls and things that happen off screen.

Ridiculous dialogue

That was Dante. I can’t let him know what just happened.

Rebecca: I’m scared.

Dante: Scared of what?

Rebecca: Never mind.

I’m sorry to call you so late. I had a really bad dream about you. Maybe it was the sandwich I ate before I went to bed.

This is what she’s broadcasting. It’s useless unless
the demon conks her on the noggin.

This is what we see when she’s talking to the camera.

Berserkers (2014)

 Right off the bat you know you’re in trouble when the movie starts with random shots of downtown under the credits, and then the first line is “what’s up my little nipple hair.” Blurgh! I’m not sure what is worse. That someone thought this was a good opening line, or that someone might talk like this in real life.

Hunter, who looks like a cross between Matthew Perry and Quentin Tarantino, is planning to propose to his girlfriend tonight.  But Kimmi already has other plans which is pretty crappy since it’s his birthday. She says she’s going out with the girls, but she’s dressing as if it’s a date and a guy picks her up. 

After his jerk friend organizes a keg party for him and invites a girl who wants to date him, Hunter feels better. Even though he’s still planning to propose so he can give Kimmi the life she deserves. Good god man, she ditched you on your birthday to go out with another guy. She isn’t wife material.

Meanwhile a woman with blood streaming down her face goes into the worst hospital in the world. She asks for help, but the nurses give her the eyeball and laugh as if to say yeah right.  Too bad they didn’t take her seriously since she is infected and now she’s getting blood everywhere. 

The virus gets loose in town, and Hunter and three others band together in an attempt to evacuate. Apparently blood in your face and mouth don’t matter in this zombie scenario. Also what sort of idiot walks up to someone in a zombie fight and puts their hand on their shoulder. How would they know it’s not a zombie grabbing them? They don’t so chaos and injury ensue.

I couldn’t even get through this one. The characters weren’t like able and while there are a lot of attempts at humor, they all fall flat. Also a big FU to whoever decided that ringing that doorbell over and over was a good idea. It’s freaking annoying.