Thursday, September 9, 2021

Dead Squad: Temple of the Undead (2018)

Three guys on vacation meet three girls on vacation and decide to go rafting in the jungle.  When they get to a fork in the river, they ignore the map, the advice of the rafting company, and the signs saying not to take the chained off right fork.  After traveling for awhile, they stop to swim and before they know it, their raft is gone.

With the realization that no one is coming to help since they took the closed fork in the river, they start walking through the jungle and find a huge ruin.  They think maybe they can get cell reception if they climb to the top of it. But of course they’re in a jungle so it doesn’t work.

They decide to camp in the ruins for the night because it’s going to be dark soon.  Instead of preparing for the night, they decide to explore. Behind a metal door, they discover a locked gate and a control room, but don’t consider they could get locked in. Even when they find a generator and some gas, there is no thought of danger. Too bad since this used to be a secret lab where Nazis’ recruited by the CIA experimented on people trying to create a super soldier.

This isn’t enjoyable, other than a moment right out of Scooby Doo where a hand reaches out and tries to grab a girl but it misses as she walks away.  The Nazi pronounces developing as devil-op-ing which emphasis on the op, and I don’t know if it was bad acting or someone thinks that’s how it’s pronounced. Also one girl goes on the trip in high heels, makeup and carrying a stuffed animal dog that barks.  

It looks like the letters on the MP’s helmet are made from tape.

This supposed to be blood but the consistency is all wrong


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