Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022)

Wally Griswold wins a contest he doesn’t remember entering. The prize is a stay at a bed and breakfast in Amityville. So we get a two minutes montage of him packing to what sounds like a Casio keyboard soundtrack.

When Wally arrives, the owner Samantha gives him a bit of info for this stay, advises there is another guest as well, and then leaves. Wally isn’t suspicious, even though it’s not normal for a B&B to leave you to fend for yourself.  The other guest turns out to be a ghost who kills people who stay in the B&B.

I couldn’t get through this even though it clocks in at a little less than an hour. While it’s a comedy, it’s not funny.  The most amusing scenes were when Wally apologized for repeatedly walking in on the ghost, totally missing that she isn’t alive. 

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