Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Angels v. Zombies: Army of the Dead (2018)

Aka Dark Patch


Police attempt to arrest a man whose grandparent are found dead in the house, but the man dies in the process. While being transported in the ambulance, he appears to be alive. They start treatment but don’t realize - and why would they - he’s come back from the dead. When theygets to the hospital, things go crazy, but not crazy good, more crazy meh.

Zombies are walking the Earth and angels are trying to stop them. Everyone is boring. The angels wear jackets that look like they were made from your grandmothers upholstery.  There are angels that are supposed to be tough, but they come off like when your dad’s friend who works in an office tries to act tough.

The cover pretty much tells you all you need to know. I watched about half of this but it wasn’t interesting enough to continue.  The cover makes it appear as if the angel is perched on a chicken leg. Oh mutant angel, you’ll be delicious.

Zombies
This is supposed to be a police station. 
The upholstery style coats, complete with buttons and cross hatch.
It also seems to be bedazzled on the shoulder.


No comments: