This is one of those movies where you're over half of the way through it and you think, "is this supposed to be a comedy?" Also at times the sound was so bad you couldn't understand what the characters were saying, which I guess in the context of the overall quality of the writing isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Wow, just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes another thing thrown into the mix that just confounds the mind. The movie has vampires from outer space, cavement, space ships, vampire cavemen, human sized bats, dinosaurs, chromatic radiation, and some sort of strange spage age sex done using electrodes to stimulate the brain. Watch as two characters get semi-naked, hook up the electrodes, and then say sometimes they miss the old way of getting busy. Hello? There doesn't seem to be any reason you can't do it the old way. Sadly, they are too dense to figure this out.
If you're prepared to watch a no budge movie made by a group of friends using a video camera that can't handle filming at night - and it's the Midnight Skater a lot of it is at night - then you could watch this. Or not since the rest of the movie is just bad as the night video footage. 
Atmospheric thriller about the local college doing mind control experiments on the local teens which turns them into killers. Based on story rather than effects to propel the plot, the film also includes a lengthy party dance sequence and a needle in the eye - yuck!
Steven Seagal was the number one immunologist in the world, but he didn't cotton to how the government ran things. So now he's taken up shop as a small town M.D. treating the locals who often pay for his services in pies and cabinetry. 
A monster is invading closets around the country, killing indiscriminately. A new reporter who looks like Clark Kent, goes to investigate the story, hoping for a big break. John Carradine plays a blind man who mistreats his dog and gets pulled into a closet as the dog watches. 
Just one look at the cover tells you what is in store for you. We had such a bad experience with Marina Monster, that as soon as we saw the very distinctive face of one of it's actors, realized this was made by the same people, and felt the sting of the same scriptwriting, we shut it off.
A group of scientists and graduate students descend upon an abandoned church which houses a massive container of swirling green liquid in the basement. Donald Pleasance is the priest who sets this in motion and is concerned about the evil that lurks in the container.
A group of so-called sexy college students head to Ireland to take mushrooms. As they split up and head into the woods to look for shrooms, their local friend neglects to mention that the one thing you don't want to do is eat the death's head mushroom. Normally it will kill you ,but if you're lucky you will simply have mind melting hallucinations and be unable to control your neurological system. Oh joy.
Boring movie about boring students who move into a huge old boring house, break out a ouija board, call up spirits and lull us into not caring about any of them. I couldn't even make it through this clunker.
After a senior girl dies during a track meet, someone targets the rest of the high school track team. While they are supposed to be teenagers, the kids are definitely in their twenties. Decent early 80s slasher with a twist ending.
A slow talking, middle-aged construction worker gets sick of his wife and her obsessive culinary experimentation. Longing for a simple sandwich, he murders his wife one night while drunk and throws her into the largest home microwave known to man.
A group of college students goes to a friend's summer home on an isolated island. Three of the guys play a practical joke which results in a serious injury for one of the workers on the boat. Shortly after this people start disappearing and bodies start showing up. Good 1980s slasher with a twist ending.
College students move into the home of a recently deceased Native American - his stuff is still in there. Unbeknownst to them, there are also four Toltecs buried in the corners of the yard. The Toltecs come to life on a day of evil and attack the students living in the house.
Sheriff John Schneider's son comes to visit for the summer and immediately falls in with some local kids who look way to old to even be in college. A big game hunter comes to town, ignores all the Sheriff's warnings, and we know the giant crocodile will soon have dinner.
Three college students head to New Orleans during college break and end up being pursued by a voodoo cult. The girls choose to drive from California to New Orleans - a stupid, time consuming move - as the film is padded with slow pans across a map. Ridiculously enough, when one's boyfriend follows later on, he too drives instead of flying.
A vampire, with fake teeth that look as if they might fall out at any minute, bites women willing to get naked at fancy parties. A recently deceased vampire escapes from the hospital morgue, runs through the streets in a paper johnny while her butt hangs out, and has no trouble finding a victim by targeting a jogger. It's all bad fangs and boobs. I couldn't even watch it.
Crappy movie where things don't make sense, cyborgs go berzerk and start killing everyone. Computer chips are planted in dead people but of course something goes wrong with their brains. Mikhail goes nutzoid and can only be stopped by another cyborg who still has random memories of his family.
Pink Angels is a comedy about a gang of gay bikers heading to a drag queen dance. They act tough when other people are around, terrorizing employees at a hotdog stand. But when no one is around, they mince about and have picnics.
The incredibly named Asbestos Felt stars as Tom Russo, a man with trust issues who believes his wife is cheating on him after reading what appears to be her diary. 
A logger who suffers a chainsaw accident turns into a zombie when experimental tree sap gets into his wound. When no one can get in touch with the logging camp, the owner's son is sent into the woods where he finds zombies are running amuck and a small group of loggers and environmentalists are holed up in a small shack.
Van Helsing seeks revenge against modern vampires in Los Angeles. These are hip vampires who hang out in vampire clubs, except for the dirty nasty girl nicknamed Slasher who pretends to be a prostitute to pick up her victims.
A group of friends goes camping for the weekend and meets up with a serial killer in a gas mask. A guy with a guitar wanders up to the group's campfire the first night, warning them to leave and playing a song he's written about the serial killer. For some reason, they aren't alarmed.
aka One Tough Bastard
Idiots who fall or are pushed off docks in the marina are eaten by a shark, which consists of a fin in the water. The people flounder, then submerge. Yup, shark got 'em.
A group of ill-prepared navy seals set out to rescue an elite operative held hostage by terrorists and end up on an island inhabited by dinosaurs.
Another Herschell Gordon Lewis film with gore and strip clubs. Obnoxious detective Abraham Gentry is hired by a newspaper to investigate a series of stripper murders. Gentry carries a walking stick, has a distinguished mustache, wears a suit, and demands a clean glass when ordering his seltzer water.
I don't like gore, but I love Herschell Gordon Lewis's movies. The music is great and the actors sound like they just came off the stage at a community theater. Montag the Magician has a delivery similar to Criswell from Plan 9.
The owner of a failing strip club stashes a crate of government marijuana in his back room, not realizing that it also contains some strange bugs. The bugs attack his bartender and strippers, so an exterminator is hired. The bugs resemble those Cootie kids toys, and are totally unscary.
aka I Corpi Presentano Tracce di Violenza Carnale
Eva's life is hell. She's in a woman's prison where the warden hates her. A few women are beating on her because she won't be their drug mule. One of the guards is making dirty movies with the prisoners in the basement (and Eva's next). And her sister no longer wants to bring her daughter to visit and has threatened to take custody away even after Eva is released.
It's Christmas - time for the family to gather and celebrate the holidays to a Casio soundtrack. Gary goes hunting in the woods while wearing a walkman. Seems like a bad idea, but he does manage to live through it and bag a deer.
Former government agent turned survivalist and animal activist William Lansing becomes pen pals with a thirteen year old orphan girl in Europe who is sold to a villainous fencer who traffics in young girls. 
Wow, this movie should have been called Bram Stoker's Boobs and Rats. The plot follows Bram Stoker as he is kidnapped by a band of women who hate men. They are led by Adrienne Barbeau, who also controls the rats by playing her rat pipe.
When Sophie breaks a vase, her abusive father forces her to dig a grave for her dolls in the backyard. As she is climbing out of the hole, she slips and falls backwards into it. Rather than seeing if she is okay, her father buries her with the dolls to cover up the accident. What a great dad.
Sugar and Dex are back, and with Morella gone, try to track down the next head of the bloodline. Once again, they end up in a vampire strip club with a mystery bloodsucker closing in on 10,000 kills and all the power that it brings.
Beginning with footage from a previous film to explain the back story, such as it is, the plot involves Morella, a vampire who runs a strip club. When she hits 10,000 kills, she will become the leader and ruler of all those she's bitten.
Hey, another horror film about miners! Yet this one has a twist because it's about children ghost zombie miners. 
Years ago on Valentine's Day, some miners left their posts to head off to the dance and there was an explosion and cave in that killed some miners. Since that day, no one in the town has celebrated February 14th - until now.
After a ventriloquist's dummy mysteriously shows up on his doorstep and his wife is murdered, Jamie goes back to his hometown where he delves into the legend of Mary Shaw, a vaudevillian ventriloquist who was murdered and buried with her dolls. 
A nerd moves in with three stoners who buy a mail order bong that turns out to be filled with evil and a strip club. So basically this move is bout pot and boobs.
A group of friends head out to the dessert to look for a secret cache of gold that was hidden years ago by an evil miner. In their pursuit of this treasure, they run into the ghost of the miner, complete with pick axe and killing anyone who comes anywhere near him. Luckily you won't care as all the characters are annoying and unlikable. 
