Wednesday, March 29, 2023

All Must Die (2019)

Gina’s friends are throwing her a bachelorette party, but they don’t tell her it starts with a bag over her head and a parking lot abduction. She gets over being thrown in a van pretty quickly, which is surprising since that’s a jerk move.

Her friends have rented a house for the weekend and invited all Gina’s exes to join them for the night.  Who would ever want their exes at their bachelorette party? Gina isn’t thrilled but the others assure her it’s all in good fun and the guys will leave at the end of the night.

When they arrival at the rental, the exes aren’t there yet but the house in unlocked.  After waiting and being unable to get hold of the guys, they start the party without them.  

When Gina finds a threatening note resembling a ransom note in the bathroom, the others tell her it’s probably nothing. They start the games and Gina, in her shiny,, red one piece, short outfit and high heels starts walking around the woods and buildings. But something seems off. She reminds herself it’s just a game, but there’s someone with an ax coming after her and she swears she found her friend dead in the basement. 

There many possibilities floated as to who may be the problem  Is it Stine, who is jealous of Gina and had a breakdown? Is it Gina’s ex Lars, who is now dating Stine who he met in the asylum?  Is it the guy who rented them the cabin, who gave Gina a really odd look? Or could it be her fiancé, who is upset about her exes coming to the party since his past partners have cheated on him?

But the biggest mystery of all is why is the bathroom with no plumbing on the second story of the barn? It’s an outhouse so you’d think the only place for it would be the first floor.

The creepy paper mask of her face
I’ve never seen a nice banister in a basement



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