Monday, January 19, 2015

Ninja Apocalypse (2014)

In a post apocalyptic world, survivors have split into warring clans.  When Grand Master Fumitaka is assassinated at the peace gathering, the Lost Ninja Clan is blamed.  The clan must fight their way out of an old nuclear bunker that is twenty floors below the surface, while facing ninjas, mutants, and the undead.

With zombies, mutants and ninjas, you'd think this would be great, but you'd be dead wrong.  A half hour into it, we gave up.  There was almost no action and the clan was just beginning to try to get off the twentieth floor. Yay, only nineteen more floors of nothing to go.

Maybe the action picked up after the first half hour. But it wasn't interesting up to that point, even though the clan has the ability to form balls of lightning in their hands.  I'm guessing that would com into play at some point.  Ernie Reyes Jr., former child star, appears in the movie.

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