Bunnyman Massacre jumps out of the gate with Bunnyman getting on a school bus full of children and carnage ensues. Continuity goes out the window when we see a child who already climbed out the emergency window running down the aisle again.
A hillbilly store owner sells jerky made of Bunnyman’s victims, which should be a lesson to never buy jerky in ziplock bags from a creepy guy. When two hikers wander into his store and verbally trash the place, he takes it upon himself to kidnap them and bring them to his barn.
One girl tells him she saw four other hikers in the area, and she’ll bring them to the barn if he will let them go. While he agrees, she forgets the rule that you should never make a deal with a criminal and expect them to honor it.
After they are set free, instead of running as far away as possible, the hikers do a slow walk and then stop in the middle of the road to argue about what is going to happen to the girls in the barn. Unlike the viewer, they are surprised to see Bunnyman pull up in a truck. They stand there as he walks up to them. Oh my god people, have some sense of self preservation.
And why is this two hours long? It doesn't need to be. It's just creepy guys killing women. I had to fast forward through some of it because it was so tedious and just plain icky. Ugh this was a rough one to watch.
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