Bunny man comes back to find someone built a haunted attraction on his home site. The men welcome Bunnyman and they work together to get the haunt ready to open.
Apparently they’ve done good promotion because there is a huge line of people waiting to get in. When the first girl hands her ticket to the man at the door, he hands her a flashlight and says “You’re going to need this.” This doesn’t bode well for their profit margin if they need to hand out flashlights. The girl looks positively bored and I’m wondering why she is even there.
Two girls wander down hallways until they get to a dead end. Then they keep banging on the door asking to be let out. The weird thing is that sometime haunts have fake doors, so it seems odd that they just stand there and irritatedly yell at a wall. Soon they’re dead in the hallway and the line of bodies keeps increasing. When will the other patrons notice no one is coming out?
This is horrible and at almost two hours, it makes it seem even worse. I had to fast forward through parts of it because I couldn’t take it. But I was curious how it would end. There are no redeemable characters and you’ll hate everyone except one poor guy who’s mentally challenged. Even the patrons of the haunt have bad attitudes. And who the hell brings their five year old child to a haunt, especially one that’s on the site of real murders?
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