Thursday, June 17, 2021

Ouija Shark (2020)

Jill. an unpleasant girl who is always irritated, finds a ouija board at the lake and brings it with her to meet up with her friend who is house sitting. She's introduced the other girls at the house and they have a cookout and swim in the pool.

When she brings out the board, one of the other girls isn't keen on using it, but Jill bullies her into joining them.  The girls end up conjuring the spirit of a shark. Now you'd think since its a shark that it would only be an issue if they were near water. Nope. This thing can go anywhere, and kills most of them in the woods.

Due to poor planning, one of the girls goes to get more groceries, and walks on a path through the woods, or what may be a park. It's very confusing. Since when do parks lead to grocery stores? And didn’t they drive to the house? 

This is not good. The shark looks like a superimposed puppet and the acting is uncomfortable.  It's like someone had a camera and people volunteered to be in the movie. Also I had no idea these women were supposed to be teens until I looked at the IMDB entry. They've left the teen designation a long time ago.


Ridiculous Dialogue:

Police: You know how kids are.
Mom:  What's that supposed to mean?

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