Oh, so your mind was blown when you heard there was a ouija shark? Well ouija's are expanding their skills because now they're also conjuring mummies.
Archaeologist Cassandra is not someone you want to hire. She returns from a dig with a necklace she stole because it spoke to her and that pesky museum already has plenty of new artifacts to study. She hopes to restore it, (it looks new). Then she lays down in bed and takes an entire bottle of pills while she has visions of a man in a rubber dog/wolf mask. Uh what?
Cut to an unidentified later time where newly weds Chase and Natalie move into Cassandras old house. Chase finds a box on a shelf in the laundry room because apparently they never did a walkthrough or looked around before moving in. The box contains the stolen necklace which Chase decides to give to Natalie as a gift.
The newlyweds decide to have a house warming party. Although it's not much of a party since the only people invited are Natalie's friend and her boyfriend, and Pauls brother, who brings his sponsor. Chase hasn't seen Paul in years because he blames him for their parents death. Paul had nothing to do with their death. A drunk driver hit them when they were on the way to Pauls wedding.
Part of the evenings activities are using a ouija board that Natalie owns. Chase hates the board and wants nothing to do with it. But he agrees to use it one last time if she gets rid of it. Unfortunately, the combination of the ouija and the cursed artifact result in... Ouija Mummy. Also unfortunately, you wouldn't realize it's supposed to be a mummy unless they told us.
Ridiculous dialogue:
Dude, that's antique as fuck.
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| The lower half of the cameraman can be seen in the mirror on the upper right |
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| He's dead, but has to hold up the item that killed him |
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| It looks like a sad glee club performance |
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| This is the very-unlike-a-mummy mummy |
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| The mummy has rubber monster hands |
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