Questionable Dialogue, especially for a Ninja movie:
"The victim was proved to be killed by a ninja."
"Why that's me?! I'm a witness!"
"He thinks he's the bees knees."
"The ninjas are to blame for everything."
"...they're soon going to be sending a remarkable agent to deal with us, called Sidney."
|Orange headband? Caucasian? Yup, that's a ninja|
|Remarkable agent/ninja Sidney works out|