Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Bunker of Blood (2011)

The President has lots of press conferences where he spouts one sentence updates on the deteriorating relations with a foreign country and an upcoming nuclear war.

A couple of soldiers break into a locked facility and kill a bunch of people. Based on watching these scenes, it appears that being repeatedly shot by automatic weapons is a fairly peaceful way to go.  It's less painful then being hit in the head with a basketball.

Then we're off to the bunker, which is filled with people of questionable intellect.  Shouldn't the survivors be people who don't act like drunk patrons watching a bar fight?  There's no one likable here so hopefully they all die.

Honestly, I can't tell you much about the plot because it's not very cohesive.  It lost my interest fairly quickly and I didn't enjoy it. The actors don't seem to have any experience, and the dialogue doesn't help.  I guess the only good thing I can say is that it's not the worst thing I've ever seen, and at least they accomplished their goal of making a movie.   Low budget movies can be fun to make, but it doesn't mean they're fun to watch.

This press conference seems menacing.
Why is there a thin black rectangle around the bullet hole?
These guys are super calm when faced with intruders shooting
automatic weapons. Note the spray of blood on the right. 
It seems like their victims should be full of holes...
...but they look pretty peaceful and there's hardly any blood.
Don't roll your eyes while saying your lines
Primitive green screen
After they get to the bunker, this shot comes out of nowhere
A sheet with stenciling? This must be a government facility
Aw hell, these idiots are our future?

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