Aka Salt WaterThere’s an atomic shark, complete with a red fin and red exhaust trails, loose in the ocean in San Diego. Unfortunately for swimmers most of the lifeguards at the beach suck. Kylie is too busy doing selfies and Kaplan is goofing off playing with a new drone.
Gina is the only lifeguard who’s on the ball. She’s studying to be an environmental scientist. When she gets word of a shark attack, she wants everyone out of the water. But as in all shark movies, that’s not going to happen.
Ridiculous dialogue
If the shark is radio active, I don’t know that anyone could do anything to help. It’d basically be impossible to kill.
Hey Kylie, I read on Facebook that more people die from selfies than shark attacks. Is that true?
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| There should be far more concern about the guys in hazmat suits |
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| Is it a thing to walk around with your shorts undone? |
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| The red trail on the water betrays an atomic shark |
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Kylie making sure to get a shot of the woman
who almost drowned so she can post it |
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| Kaplan and Kylie aren’t very good life guards |
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| Atomic shark |
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Interviewing a student in environmental science is not
the sensational journalism they wanted |
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| He is not amused |
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| I hope the shark doesnt mess up the publicity for the restaurant |
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