Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Candy Stripers (2006)
Jack's suspicions are correct because the Candy Stripers have been taken over by aliens.... disgusting aliens who wiggle down your throat if your mouth gets to close to someone who's infected. As more and more hospital staff become aliens, the building goes into quarantine due to the unknown sickness. Jack and his friends must try to escape before they become victims too.
While not the worst movie in the world, the premise is ridiculous. What the hell is wrong with the nurses? Oh I'm dying and I want my mother, so kiss me? I can see holding hands and comforting an ill teen. But kissing them? What the hell? And a candy stripers initiation which involves kissing the other candy stripers? And the girls are fine with this? Come one. That's just some stupid male fantasy.