Saturday, June 1, 2013

Beverly Hills Vamp (1989)

Oh god oh jesus oh god oh jesus.  If there's one thing I can't stand it's a bad comedy.  This one was so painful none of us could get through it, even though it has our favorite geek Eddie Deezen as one of the leads.  Tim Conway Jr. is another lead. So with this type of star power, you know it's not top notch writing.

Three friends go to Hollywood to meet with a producer they hope will like their script. While in the land of movies, they decide to visit a brothel to have some fun. Kyle isn't interested because he's faithful to his girlfriend back home.  The other two are only concerned about getting lucky.  But Kyle knows something is horribly wrong when his buddies  never come back to their motel. Wouldn't you know it, the girls are vampires and now Kyle is the only one who can save his friends.

If you can make it through this one, I give you credit.  It's brutally unfunny and the corny jokes are right out of vaudeville.

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